"What if I get Crabs?"

ME: "You need to get over this whole not using public restrooms thing."
MARCELA: "What if I get Crabs?"

"My right arm smells like fried chicken. Should I be concerned?"

"Maybe that's why you wanted fried chicken last night."
"Maybe! Quote that."

Me: "I just tried to write fried chicken and I wrote 'friend chicken'"
Marcela: "Friend chicken! The best kind there is."


Marcela: "Shouldn't the title be 'GENIUS Crap Marcela Says?"

"We should write a blog about the stupid shit I say."

-Marcela Pineda.

"I wish I could do a falsetto boop. OOOO"

"I don't get it. Do you put ALL the sugars in it? There was like, six sugars in there!"

"Ooooh, Jim Gaffigan... I'm getting the Pancakes."

ME: "after all man's intellect and power, all you get is six hundred and fifty thousand hours..."

MARCELA: "I thought you were singing Rent... I was like, 'That's not how it goes! You're so wrong!!"

(holding a combination lock)

"Do you know the combination for this? I'm going to put it in my nose."

These are just a few for us to start with.

Oh marcela, what would I do without all the stupid crap you say?